Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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