I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
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I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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