ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize