11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
