i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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