people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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