: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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