Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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