My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
Randomize