Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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