Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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