Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
