oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
