whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
All the doctor said was why
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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