32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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