im about as happy as oj after his trial
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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