I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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