weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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