Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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