Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize