Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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