i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?