You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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