we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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