Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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i drank out of a bidet.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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