i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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