Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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