You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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