We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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