Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
tell me about the fingering
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