omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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