i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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