who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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