Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
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and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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