Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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