Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I've blown a few things in my day
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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