Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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