I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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