All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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