if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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