sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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