My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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