Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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