Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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