thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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