I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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