Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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