I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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