You can't special order awesome
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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