____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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