Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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