we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
sex in a hospital.. check
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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