Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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