he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
