Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize