im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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