I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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