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say what?
wanna hang out?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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