We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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