Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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