Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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